Chugging Down Gas Smoking Cigs Driving on Down the Road…
Saturday, 8th October 2005
Sing that title to your favorite tune…as you imagine some white-haired guy tooling north on the 405 freeway through the Sepulveda Pass, driving one of the top polluting vehicles (Range Rover), tossing a lit cigarette out the window during fire season.
It could become an American anthem…
Chugging Gas and Smoking Cigs
Driving on down the road
I’m a God-fearing ‘merican male
Carrying a heavy load
Got people telling me I use too much fuel
That my butt could burn down my town
But I ain’t no liberal tool
or no conserving, paranoid clown
I love, I love my gas-guzzing truck
And spewing my fumes to the sky
You think I’m selfish but I don’t give a fuck
I do whatever gets me high.
