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I Could Use the Money to Buy a New Brain

Really, people do fall for these. I heard about some old guy who’d fallen for this old old scam and lost over a million dollars – his son was trying to get legal control of the estate to stop the scammers from draining the poor old guy’s last penny.

FROM: MR. CHRIST OTUNMBA
THE MANAGER INTERNATIONAL
COMMERCIAL BANK TOGO
FIRST LIGHT BRANCH
LOME TOGO
ATTN: DEAR,
I GOT YOUR CONTACT DURING MY SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE, HONEST AND A TRUST WORTH PERSON TO ENTRUST THIS HUGE TRANSFER PROJECT WITH.MY NAME IS MR. CHRIST OTUNMBA.I AM THE MANAGER OF THE INTERNATIONAL COMMERCIAL BANK TOGO FIRST LIGHT BRANCH LOME TOGO. I AM A TOGOLIES MARRIED WITH TWO KIDS. THIS OFFER MIGHT SOUND UNBELIVEABLE (ya think?) TO YOU COUPLED WITH HIGH RATE OF INTERNET SCAM IN THE NET TODAY (oh, but not this one, no this is legit – oh ok), BUT HAVEN (the quaint misspellings make is so much more authentiky) WILL BEAR ME WITHNESS THAT THIS IS REAL OFFER.

I AM WRITING TO SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THE TRANSFER OF US$5,500.000.00.THIS FUND IS THE EXCESS OF WHAT MY BRANCH IN WHICH I AM THE MANAGER MADE AS PROFIT DURING THE LAST YEAR. I HAVE ALREADY SUBMITTED AN APPROVED END OF THE YEAR REPORT FOR THE YEAR 2005 TO MY HEAD OFFICE HERE IN LOME AND THEY WILL NEVER KNOW OF THIS EXCESS. I HAVE SINCE THEN, PLACED THIS AMOUNT OF US$5,500.000.00 ON A SUSPENCE ACCOUNT WITHOUT A BENEFICIARY.

AS AN OFFICER OF THE BANK, I CANNOT BE DIRECTLY CONNECTED TO THIS MONEY THUS I AM IMPELLED TO EQUES T FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE TO RECEIVE THIS MONEY INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT. I INTEND TO PART 30% F THIS FUND TO YOU WHILE 70% SHALL BE FOR ME. I DO NEED TO STRESS THAT THERE ARE PRACTICALLY NO RISK INVOLVED IN THIS (other than you actually losing your money and getting nothing in return) TRANSACTION. IT’S GOING TO BE A BANK-TO-BANK TRANSFER. ALL I NEED FROM YOU IS TO STAND AS THE ORIGINAL DEPOSITOR OF THIS FUND.

IF YOU ACCEPT THIS OFFER, I WILL APPRECIATE YOUR TIMELY RESPONSE. PLEASE
RESPONSE TO THIS E-MAIL ADDRESS (christotunmba@yahoo.com)
WITH REGARDS,
MR CHRIST OTUNMBA. (think his name is really Christ? Or did he think that subliminally you would thing Jesus was asking for help?)

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