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October 08, 2005
Chugging Down Gas Smoking Cigs Driving on Down the Road...
Sing that title to your favorite tune...as you imagine some white-haired guy tooling north on the 405 freeway through the Sepulveda Pass, driving one of the top polluting vehicles (Range Rover), tossing a lit cigarette out the window during fire season.
It could become an American anthem...
Chugging Gas and Smoking Cigs
Driving on down the road
I'm a God-fearing 'merican male
Carrying a heavy loadGot people telling me I use too much fuel
That my butt could burn down my town
But I ain't no liberal tool
or no conserving, paranoid clownI love, I love my gas-guzzing truck
And spewing my fumes to the sky
You think I'm selfish but I don't give a fuck
I do whatever gets me high.
Posted by smashmonster at October 8, 2005 02:35 PM